Wednesday, February 27, 2013

word vomit.

when you're 39 weeks 4 days pregnant and annoyed beyond belief because of 2.5 days of false labor, you're allowed to say whatever you want, right? cool. here i go.

false labor is dumb.
i haven't complained much at all during these past 9 months, so please don't judge me today.
if you see me in the store please don't say, "no baby yet?" let my giant mid-section be your first clue.
you may ask me how i'm doing though. that's very sweet of you.
don't tell me i'm probably going to go past my due date. i already know that. i've read the books, people.
and on that topic, just because i've never birthed a child before doesn't mean i'm an idiot.
my emphasis in college was child and family studies.
i've been fascinated with pregnancy and babies my entire life.
i've spent the past 9 months investigating and learning everything i can about pregnancy and child birth.
i appreciate advice, but not if you're rude or i haven't asked for it.
and especially not if you've never been pregnant before or haven't been pregnant in 40 years.
so let me warm up my deli meat in peace.
the whole "get your rest now" theory is bogus.
unfortunately sleep doesn't come in roll over minutes.
i know that i'm going to be sleepless when she's here, but i'm awake all night as it is. i'd much rather be losing sleep because i'm taking care of my sweet girl, not because i have to pee, my sciatic nerve is literally a pain in the butt, or because my brain just won't shut off.

these last 9 months have been the best of my life, but i am beyond ready to move on to the new bests.

and vent over.

sorry for being a brat.

4 comments:

  1. I just wanted to let you know that I nominated/gave you the Liebster award! Here are the rules:


    -Answer the 11 questions asked.
    1Leave a link back to the blogger that nominated you.
    -Choose bloggers with less than 200 followers to nominate, and let them know they have been picked.
    -Write 11 new questions for them to answer.

    I put the questions on my latest blog post!

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  2. Congrats on the baby! That is so exciting. We are going to start trying soon and I am getting so excited…although now a little nervous after reading this. lol. I hope the little one comes soon! Good luck with everything. I'm your newest follower btw and can't wait to read along! Hope you are enjoying your weekend!

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    1. Thank you so so much. And I am so happy to have you here :) Sorry for the delay in response! How exciting that you're going to start trying. Don't let my post scare you. Pregnancy was literally the most fun thing in the world (aside from being a mommy of course.) I actually miss it so much. I was just desperate to meet my girl and annoyed with everybody/thing. haha good luck ttc! Can't wait to see how it goes. :)

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  3. I can so relate to this post! No judgements here ;)

    xo,
    Katie
    hellolittlebean.com

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